qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

parkingstrange:

the bae: “Why are you taking so long to get ready???”

me: sorry bae I’m just a-

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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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emojigrl:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

this is historically significant

dewgongo:

IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS

brngrmln:

bolto:

straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

beatlefour:

It was fifty-three years today…

yoncevevo:

eatmygymshorts:

yoncevevo:

eatmygymshorts:

yoncevevo:

when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like

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Is this fucking english

look at this huntyphobia

Seriously? Is this what tumblr is now? I don’t understand what a sentence says and therefore I’m offending you? Please grow up I have no hateful intentions.

this white man is oppressing me